(Thanks for the replies! Hope you're enjoying the battle ^^.)
Camilla: "A handshake?........ I suppose it can't hurt."
"!?"
"Heh, nice try darling."
(Claw Guard: The armor tied to Camilla's hip. It protects her groin, backside and thighs from lethal blows.)
"A low blow right from the start? What a pathetic little man."
"Let me show you what a real attack looks like."
*SLAM!*
(Camilla is one of the most powerful units in Fire Emblem Conquest with a strength cap of 34. Now she's driven all of that power square into the pit of your belly. Your stomach immediately grumbles and sloshes in protest. You fear Camilla's punch may have caused internal damage......)
"*Sigh* Down for the count already? How disappointing."
What's your next move?
- Pick up a weapon (metal pole)
- Summon a partner
- Snatch away her Claw Guard (from behind)
- Kanchou (forming a pistol with your fingers and ramming it into a victim's anus)