Just got back on a moment. Studying said information, thinking up ways to dig my feet in it. There's a lot to address in the above, and yeah... I'm grateful. Seems about exactly what I need so far. I try to respond first and then edit when something more relevant to what was given comes up.
I'll start with a static hair, then a dynamic. It'll take a moment. I'll probably take a few maniacal swings at it until I get a clear shot, but I'm sure I'll hit home eventually.
I would never crack Adobe and its merchandise, nor have I ever. If I cracked it, I'm not sure I'd be able to glue it back together. I'll soak some of this all up and ask more only when I've made use of what I've got so far.
Thank you. I've got some reading to do.
EDIT 1:
Stunt (I can't call you stuntcock without thinking of Super Dave being turned into a Rooster, and that'd just make it weird), I'm not sure I completely follow on .FLA bit - also mentioned I believe in Syn's post towards Adobe. I have some version of CS. Think its 5. I even kind of remember how to use it. Made a mech game once. Whole other thing. What I'm getting at is, uh... I'm going to avoid taking projects where, say, nipples turn into fireworks when you cum down SD's throat. For completely and not previously considered or currently slyly requested random instance.
But tweening I think I might be able to do still. Maybe some other really basic stuff that I probably won't remember how to do well unless asked and it doesn't require I grab a coffee first. I'm really just rusty and its kind of like a warm coppery second skin I'm comfortable leaving there. There where I get to draw boobs and such. Making them do magic tricks might be beyond me though. >.<