- Joined
- Jul 30, 2010
Charli XCX vs. Miley Cyrus
Charli in the corner with ‘brat green’ neon gloves, Miley in opposite corner with pink neon gloves.
The bell rings and the two singers collide. Charli’s left hook smacks into Miley’s face and does some damage. Miley fires back with a right that connects with the British babe’s cheek. Shaking it off, she hits back and two-pieces the country princess with jabs that rattle her brain and a body shot that makes her groan. Miley swings wildly and misses, only to be punished by a uppercut that snaps her pretty head back and skyward. While she’s stargazing, Charli sends a flurry of belly punches to her midriff. THWAP THWAP THWAPTHWAP! Miley moans and drops to her knees.
This match was over too quick, Charli thinks to herself. She slams both gloves into the sides of Miley’s head, making her opponent’s eyes crossed. Then, a simple light jab makes Miley slump to the floor, facedown ass up. Charli hops in the air victorious, D cups bouncing
