So WWE Diva Emma got arrested for shoplifting. It could all be a big misunderstanding. Regardless, I think it's best if she is taught a lesson.
Emma (WWE)
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Emma was face down on the training mat barely able to open her eyes. A thick layer of sweat covered her body, a result of all the struggling and screaming she'd been doing. After a minute locked in Rusev's camel clutch finisher "The Accolade", she felt like she wanted to die.
"Next." The WWE official said.
"Wait...just...give me another minute, please..." Emma begged. She'd already been slammed and stretched for five minutes by some of the company's hardest hitters. In the wake of a shoplifting charge, officials had told her that she could be suspended for a month without pay or go through ten minutes of their new "behavioural adjustment program". She was already hard up for cash so Emma agreed to the latter. When she found out what the program was she realized what a huge mistake she'd made.
Sheamus entered the room shaking his head. "Emma, what are you thinking?" He said with his Irish accent. "I'm very disappointed in ya." He helped her up, steadying her wobbly body until she could stand on her own. "Now you've got to take your medicine."
"Wha...Sheamus, I..." Before she could finish, Sheamus ran forward and nearly took her head off with a Brogue Kick! His big boot smashed into her forehead causing her to flip and crash onto the mat. The collision actually woke her back up after the finishing manoeuvre had put her lights out. She felt nauseous and didn't know where she was.
"Next".
The whole room seemed to shake. Emma couldn't tell if it was her head spinning or...
No...not him. Not now... She managed to roll onto her side so she could catch a glimpse of her next punisher: The Big Show. All seven feet and four hundred pounds of him. He pulled her up by her hair. She shook her head remorsefully, but there was no way out. She'd agreed to this and now she would have to take it.
The official called for a bear hug. Big Show wrapped his enormous arms around Emma's slim waist. It was child's play for him to lift her off her feet into his embrace. One squeeze was all it took to make her bones rattle. She gurgled wordlessly, her arms and legs going limp as he crushed her.
"This is for your own good." He told her. The hug grew even tighter. He dropped her as she was on the verge of passing out.
Emma was splayed out in embarrassing fashion, moaning and fighting back tears. "I won't...I won't steal...I promise...I can't take this anymore...please...not ever again..." The punishment had not gone the allotted ten minutes yet.
"Next".
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