Beat 'Em Up Level Walkthrough: Campus Carnage
Level Name: University of Uppercuts
Setting: A sprawling college campus at golden hour—sunset paints the brick buildings in amber as fallen leaves swirl across battle-torn quads. The distant echo of a marching band mixes with the sounds of combat. Lockers lie dented, textbooks scatter like shrapnel, and the scent of pumpkin spice lattes lingers in the air between punches.
This isn't just a school—it's a gauntlet of cliques, tribes, and sisterhoods, each with their own fighting style, taunts, and reasons for wanting to crush you.
Encounter 1: The Quad Squad
(Enemies: Tiffany, Keisha, Mei-Ling, Madison, Zoe, and Nia)
Pre-Fight Scene:
The player steps onto the main quad, where six girls lounge around a toppled statue of the university founder. Some sip iced coffees, others scroll through phones, but all snap to attention when they spot the player.
- Tiffany (Blonde high ponytail, Lululemon leggings, chunky white sneakers, lip gloss freshly reapplied):
"Ugh, another NPC trying to run through here like he owns the place." - Keisha (Dark skin in a cropped varsity jacket, gold hoops glinting, one hand twirling her track baton):
"Nah, this one’s got fight in him. I call dibs." - Mei-Ling (Jet-black bob cut, oversized Harvard sweater, boba tea in hand):
"If you two embarrass us, I’m editing you out of the squad pic." - Madison (Brunette with a messy bun, sorority letters on her hoodie, phone recording):
"This is going straight to Greek Rank, lol." - Zoe (Pale with neon green streaks in her hair, fishnets under ripped shorts):
"I didn’t even wanna be here today. Ugh, fine." - Nia (Caramel skin, box braids, oversized flannel, combat boots tapping impatiently):
"Ain’t nobody got time for this. Let’s just stomp him."
Combat Breakdown:
Tiffany – The Basic Brawler
- Fighting Style: Slaps with manicured nails, hair-pulling, and shrill "Ew, EW!" screams when hit.
- Death: The player ducks her wild swing, grabs her by the waist, and spins her like a shot put before launching her into the remains of the statue. She splashes into the fountain, her designer bag floating beside her.
- Score: 300 | Loot: Smashed iPhone (Still Playing TikTok Audio)
Keisha – The Track Star
- Fighting Style: Lightning-fast jabs, "Too slow!" taunts, and a sprinting knee strike.
- Death: The player grabs her baton mid-swing, yanks her off-balance, and pile-drives her into the grass, leaving a Keisha-shaped crater. She fades like a mirage.
- Score: 450 | Loot: Varsity Pin (+5% Sprint Speed)
Mei-Ling – The Boba Assassin
- Fighting Style: Flings tapioca pearls like shurikens, trips with her scarf, and fights dirty.
- Death: The player kicks her drink into her face, sending her stumbling back into a giant inflatable mascot, which deflates on top of her. She sinks into the plastic with a muffled scream.
- Score: 250 | Loot: Boba Straw (Can Be Used as a Dart)
Madison – The Social Media Menace
- Fighting Style: Records the fight for clout, throws her phone like a grenade, and screeches "Do you know who I am?!"
- Death: The player catches her phone mid-air, slingshots it back into her forehead, knocking her into a pile of homecoming flyers. She dissolves into emojis.
- Score: 275 | Loot: Fake Blue Checkmark (+0 Clout)
Zoe – The Apathetic Anarchist
- Fighting Style: Half-hearted kicks, sighs dramatically, and mutters "This is so dumb."
- Death: The player lightly flicks her forehead, and she collapses like a fainting goat, vanishing into a cloud of vape smoke.
- Score: 200 | Loot: Stolen Cafeteria Muffin (Restores 5% HP)
Nia – The No-Nonsense Brawler
- Fighting Style: Haymakers, "Bitch, MOVE." grunts, and a spinning backfist.
- Death: The player catches her fist, twists her into a pretzel, and tosses her into a nearby food truck. She explodes in a burst of hot sauce packets.
- Score: 400 | Loot: Overdue Library Book (No Fines Now)
Encounter 2: The Library Legion
(Enemies: Natalia, Priya, Hannah, Kimiko, Sofia, and Ingrid)
Pre-Fight Scene:
The player kicks open the library doors to find six girls waiting—some studying, some scheming, all ready to throw down.
- Natalia (Russian, icy blue eyes, fur-lined coat even indoors, sipping vodka from a thermos):
"In Soviet Russia, library beats YOU." - Priya (Indian, thick braid, glasses, holding Advanced Econometrics like a weapon):
"I will statistically disprove your existence." - Hannah (Pale, raccoon-eyed, oversized sweatshirt, clutching a 5-hour energy):
"I haven’t slept since midterms... perfect." - Kimiko (Japanese, sleek ponytail, lab coat over a turtleneck, adjusting her gloves):
"Let us test your durability." - Sofia (Spanish, curly hair in a messy bun, smirking behind a romance novel):
"Oh, you’re cute. Shame I have to wreck you." - Ingrid (Swedish, blonde pixie cut, knee-high socks, humming a folk song):
"This will be… educational."
Combat Breakdown:
Natalia – The Siberian Slayer
- Fighting Style: Russian sambo throws, "Cyka blyat!" shouts, and a vodka-fueled rage mode.
- Death: The player ducks her lunge, trips her into a bookshelf, and she gets buried under an avalanche of Dostoevsky novels.
- Score: 500 | Loot: Smuggled Vodka (Temporary +10% Strength, -5% Accuracy)
Priya – The Textbook Tyrant
- Fighting Style: Smashes econ books over your head, yells "THIS IS A MARKET FAILURE!"
- Death: The player grabs a dictionary, whacks her with it, and she explodes into a cloud of citation cards.
- Score: 400 | Loot: "Econometrics for Dummies" (+1 Intelligence, -1 Sanity)
Hannah – The Sleep-Deprived Menace
- Fighting Style: Random screaming, biting, and "I’M SO TIRED!!" wails.
- Death: The player gently lays her on a study couch, where she dissolves into a pile of Red Bull cans.
- Score: 200 | Loot: Stolen Lecture Notes (Useless)
Kimiko – The Lab Assassin
- Fighting Style: Precision nerve strikes, "Hypothesis: You will lose."
- Death: The player dodges her pressure-point jab, flips her onto a lab table, and she gets drenched in a beaker of mysterious liquid, melting like the Wicked Witch.
- Score: 450 | Loot: Stolen Lab Goggles (+5% Science Resistance)
Sofia – The Smug Scholar
- Fighting Style: Dodges like a matador, blows kisses mid-combo, and "Aw, you almost had me!"
- Death: The player kicks a rolling chair into her, sending her crashing through a stained-glass window, shattering into rose petals.
- Score: 350 | Loot: Dog-Eared Romance Novel (+1 Charisma)
Ingrid – The Viking Librarian
- Fighting Style: Axe kicks, "For Valhalla!" battle cries, and bookshelf climbing.
- Death: The player grabs a fire extinguisher, blasts her off a ladder, and she fades into a Nordic rune.
- Score: 425 | Loot: Rune-Engraved Pendant (Mysterious Effects)
Final Boss: The Dorm Queen
(Vanessa, The RA From Hell)
Pre-Fight Scene:
The player kicks open the dorm’s final door to find Vanessa, the dorm RA, waiting with a clipboard and a glare that could freeze lava.
- Vanessa (Mixed race, slicked-back bun, no-nonsense pantsuit, tapping her foot):
"You are not on the approved guest list. This is a violation."
Combat Breakdown:
- Phase 1: She throws furniture, yells about quiet hours, and "YOU LOSE YOUR VISITATION RIGHTS!"
- Phase 2: Pulls out a fire extinguisher, spraying wildly while "CLEAN UP ON AISLE FIVE!"
- Death: The player kicks her out the window—she screams, then lands perfectly in a dumpster.
- Score: 1000 | Loot: Master Key (Opens All Doors Next Level)
Final Score: 5,000+
Total Loot: A bizarre mix of academic contraband, gym gear, and stolen snacks.
LEVEL CLEAR! The campus falls silent… except for the distant sound of another sorority charging in.
Next Level: The Mall Mayhem – Even more girls, even more chaos.
