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“Peach, you slut!” Daisy shouted. She stripped out her yellow shorts and sat on DK’s lap. She wiggled her buns and moaned, giving him a lap dance, and forcing his willing monkey hands over her big bosoms. DK’s member wasn’t contained by his shorts and boxers for long. He kissed Daisy’s neck until she turned around to ride him. DK got out of the chair, showing great lower body strength and held Daisy’s buttocks while entering her missionary style. Bowser swallowed hard and did a spit take of beer that hit Nick in the face.
Peach unzipped Yoshi’s jeans and tore them off his lower half with her serum strength. Yoshi stretched his tongue over to the booze to get the healing cream off and then found Peach’s pink shorts over his eyes. He didn’t even have to look as Peach jumped atop him, hugging her arms around him, and wanting to ride him on the ground on top. Peach flushed and took Yoshi’s massive green dino dong for a spin.
“Oh, Bowser, did you want in on any of this?!” DK asked, making Daisy wet. Daisy threw her head back, moaning, and DK’s fingers continued to titillate her and stimulate her clit.
“Yes and no,” Bowser said, looking around nervously. Bowser managed to stand up, pushing the table a little. He said, “What would my son think?!”
“Koopa kid is in a VIP bathroom at the stadium jerking off,” Johnny said.
Bowser nodded and said, “That sounds like him. He’s always got a lot of energy. … Um…” Bowser looked down at his jeans with embarrassment. “In front of all these people… My turtle’s a little shy.”
“By that, he means his penis isn’t hard,” Nick said.
DK set Daisy on her feet. Daisy bit her lip and looked at the ring. Mario punched Luigi so hard in the head, that blood flew out Luigi’s opposite ear and his green cap fell off his head. Luigi spit a giant green fireball with some vomit at Mario and burned the short, hairy, fat plumber’s overalls to ash. Daisy said, “Maybe I could use a power up from the ring if I’m going to keep up with you big studs and then kill Peach. She got healed! Damn her for getting Yoshi first!”
“Have some serum and you’ll be confident,” Johnny said, offering Bowser a syringe of crystalline liquid from his pocket. Bowser took it and squirted the liquid into his mouth. Bowser’s bulge expanded. He roared and pumped his fists with renewed courage and lust.
“This is still kind of embarrassing,” Bowser said, stomping over towards Daisy.
“Do it under the ring,” DK suggested, walking over to Peach and Yoshi. Peach was on her hands and knees giving Yoshi oral. Her mouth was very full and it looked like she had chipmunk cheeks. DK tapped Peach on the shoulder, and she stood up and bent over to offer him her rear. DK entered her anus. He and Yoshi gave each high fives up top with both hands.
“The H Clap!” Nick said. “Classic!”
“Is that a STD?” Bowser asked, turning around. He had a hand over Daisy’s boob. “The H clap? Like a new form of the clap?! I thought the serum and healings kept everyone clean!”
“They do,” Johnny said. “Enjoy!”
“Yes!” Bowser said, grabbing Daisy up by one arm. He lifted the ring up and hid underneath it to fornicate with Daisy. Daisy crawled out from underneath.
The nude brunette’s blue eyes were wide. She said, “Help! Peach! He’s fucking me so hardcore!” Daisy grinned and added, “You’re jealous, right?!” Peach stopped sucking off Yoshi and giving him a blow job. Daisy looked to get dragged back under the ring by Bowser. Then Bowser crawled out from under the ring, looking to be in pain.
“She’s got her finger in my butt!” Bowser shouted. “She’s too kinky! I’m gonna blow! Help!” Daisy dragged Bowser back under the ring with a headlock. Bowser’s claws scraped the floor.
“Just go with it, bro,” DK said. “You’ll have more than one nut on serum anyway.”
Bowser didn’t last long. His pent up ejaculate shot the ring up into the air. Several fruits, mushrooms, flowers, and leaves fell off the canvas. Peach ran over to Daisy, wanting Bowser to herself now. She kicked Daisy in the chin and stood over the downed brunette triumphantly. The ring falling back down shadowed the faces of the princesses. DK got under the ring and caught it with one hand. He set it down to the side with a crash that finally made Mario and Luigi realize that their girls were doing it with other guys. Mario and Luigi were both bloody, burnt, and back to normal size.
“Damn you guys!” Mario said. “You’re going to be villains in all our games now!” Mario grabbed a power up and turned into the brown Tanooki so he could fly. Luigi grabbed a red and white fruit for the elephant powers and chowed down on it. Luigi began to enlarge, grow a trunk, and look like an elephant.
Mario flew over to Daisy and carried her up to the top of the arena. Daisy hit Mario at first, but then realized she was in danger. “Do what you want with her,” Luigi said.
“I’ll fuck her after she’s resurrected!” Mario said, throwing Daisy down nowhere near the stage and fighting ring from many stories high. The naked princess with brown hair screamed. There was no one to catch her. Yoshi and DK couldn’t get to the other end of the arena fast enough. Daisy hit some chairs and died on impact with a nasty clay-like splat. “Haha!” Mario said. “Peach and I win!”
Luigi strangled Peach with his elephant trunk. He tried to boink her from behind and didn’t know his own elephant strength. Peach fought Luigi off, but the elephant man’s trunk expanded and he shot a giant green fireball from the trunk as a projectile. The flaming green ball roasted Peach to death, spraying blood and charcoal and kept going. Yoshi lapped up the fireball with his tongue and spit it back out double strength up into the stands. Mario yelled in frustration and dismay as he was burned from the sky and killed as the fireball erupted like fireworks. Mario’s crispy corpse hit the ground near Bowser’s feet. Bowser looked super angry.
“You should’ve just let the ladies fight,” DK said, grabbing Luigi’s trunk and strangling him with it. DK lifted Luigi in the air, and slammed Luigi’s back onto his knee. CRACK! Luigi’s vertebrae broke and DK kept pushing down until the elephant man split into two bloody halves.
“Oh snap!” Nick said. “Both plumbers and princesses have been annihilated just like that!”
“I don’t think we can say anyone really won the fight,” DK said. “Mario and Luigi interfered, and it wasn’t like a straightforward tag team match. Let’s leave them out next time if we want to see Peach and Daisy go at it again.”
“I wouldn’t mind seeing action like this again,” Nick said. Bowser stomped on Mario and Luigi’s guts until there were seemingly no bones left of either. The Celebrity DeathMatch carnage had hitten its highest form possible.
“I should take my son and go home,” Bowser said.
“Party at Lake Spectre after this!” DK declared. Fans cheered. Some chicks flashed him.
“How are they so popular?” Nick asked.
“I would like that,” Bowser began, “to be part of a party with you guys again. Some Koopas and Goombas can hang out with Bowser Jr. a bit. I’ll join the party… if that’s ok.” Dk and Yoshi gave Bowser a thumbs up.
“Well, here from Shadow Arena, that’s good fight and good night,” Johnny said. “Happy Mario Day, but more for the supporting cast than for the princesses and brothers!”
