1 - What's their attitude?
They're in it for the money, at least originally. Maybe they didn't realize what being a minion of a supervillian or a cultest entailed originally, but they've made it their lifestyle now.
2 - What's their uniform?
Skimpy, but in a self aware/rational way. Like mid-drift baring sweater wearing minions from a spy movie, or functional yet revealing outfits, or wearing bikinis/skirts to blend in.
3 - What weapons do they use?
Guns or non-lethal supression devices (tasers, batons, etc.)
4 - How skilled are they?
Ranging from young and unskilled newbies to competent but outclassed veterans
5 - Do they survive?
They survive
6 - What's their age range?
Preferably younger, 18-30
7 - Do you care about their background?
They would need to know that they are the "bad guys" (so not brainwashed) but just not care, or not care enough to leave their profession. Probably not too much contact with the outside world, or if so it'd be like visiting locations briefly, not like having relations with their local communities (unless they're like the local overlords or gang)
8 - Describe your perfect zako scenario?
Either: An agent of the force of justice infiltrates the supervillian's/cult's lair, stealthily suppressing and hiding the guards, bloodlessly achieving the objectives of mission, and playing frat-like pranks on the minions along the way (giving a guard a wedgie, stealing/switching underwear, etc)
OR
A member of a criminal organization attacks a rival criminal organization. To prove the point of how easily they can be taken down (or for revenge or for fun) they leave all or most of their victims alive, but striped and/or tied up together into embarrassingly sexual poses. The protagonist finally faces an opponent that fights them to a stand-still, with both of them suffering light cuts and heavy clothing damage. They part ways in a cloud of hatred, respect, and sexual tension.
Now for the attacker:
1 - What's their attitude?
Depends on their gender. The male protagonist being mostly professional, but occasionally cheeky. The female protagonist would be more sadistic and more rape-y ( though not more bloodthirsty)
2 - What's their gender?
See above
3 - What type of equipment do they use?
Non-lethal weapons, particularly ones that wouldn't leave a mark in a fictional setting, like sleep grenades or electric weapons.
EDIT: Also, any aphrodisiac or other sexy or mind altering weapons (Such as the shrink ray from Mystery Men, the Psychosis Gun from Perfect dark, Or the Anal Probe from Destroy All Humans (preferably the not-necessarily lethal one from the first game))
4 - What is their fighting style?
Mostly stealth takedowns, but able struggle to hold their own in a stand-up fight against a handful of enemies.
5 - Anything else?
If the scenario was more "wacky", the zako themselves would either know of the protagonist and be overheard talking about them (like that they find the protagonist attractive, or how they'll punish the protagonist when they catch them) or will be turned on by the sexual nature of the attack.
