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[Ezzy]

There is a movie Max Knight: Ultra Spy. There are five zako girls in this movie. Tyler, their leader, and her minions. Though Tyler is a minion of an evil guy, so she is as much expendable as all of them.
At 12:16 you can see a little girl they hunt for, and for a few short seconds three of them will appear at the first time.
The first zako we can see

Then their leader. It's funny to hear a roar when Tyler is shown and a print on her hand.

Her sexy friend, the third zako in the team

Though they're look very funny, they took the girl they hunted for at 14:20. They can be seen in many scenes, but I don't think I should post every their appear on the screen, just the most interesting ones. They will be shown in the battle, which starts at 26:38. Unnamed zakos, both of them, will get knocked out at 27:33. Their leader took hostage, but lost her and will get knocked out at 27:50. She shot the main hero, who can be invincible and unseen, but a moment later he will defeat her. She lying in such way we can see her cleavage.

The zako with candy will show her backside. She's can be seen on the floor later.

After some time this guy will notice the unconscious girls under his feet and will check their leader, Tyler. It is probably her back, because her the cut on the backside of her top looks like this, though we couldn't see this tattoo before.

He will find somehing imporatnt from this sign, but zakos will come to their senses, and their leader will find a DVD disc with somethig important on it, hide it in her cleavage only to realize a bit later she broke it somehow.
They will appear later at 38:00 for walking in sexy clothes, seducing of their leader and to be rude with some prisoners.
They will appear later at 44:50 in the night club, there will be more of them (five) and the crowd will chant Tyler. They will defeat policemen in the club pretty fast without any losses, and at 45:20 Tyler will kill a prisoner cop. She will put in her mouth something like a capsule with a poison, kiss him and thus kill him, probably leaving it into his mouth after kiss.
Two new zakos will pursuit the main hero and his female friend, the sister of kidnapped girl If i understand it correctly. Escaping, main heroes will open fire at barricade with explosive barrles and pass through it, but the blonde new zako will be not so lucky. At 48:01 something will explode before her bike, she will fell with her bike and there will be another expolison, so she most likely died in fire.

At 48:20 good girl open the door of the car, and the second new zako, a brunette, will hardly fall and will jump and roll on the ground. Don't know if she could survive after this.

The main trio will hunt for good guys. At 52:25 we will see one of them entering the elevator and showing the second, who wearing red, to choose another way. At 52:48 we will see her again.

The red zako will get knocked out at 53:20

Tyler will defeat main hero in battle, but will get knocked out by good girl at 53:50. And then she will knock out the good girl at 57:50
At 1:06 we will see the main zako trio and much more girls dancing.
The last battle will start at 1:11:55
At 1:12:20 will be defeated the zako in red, though it look like he just pushed her and she dissapeared from the screen in the next scenes.
At 1:12:24 will get knocked out the zako from elevator.
At 1:13:20 Tyler will mocking good guy, showing him the poisoned capsule on her tongue, but he will suddenly kiss her and she will die, chocking and gasping, from her own poison.

Good night, sweet princess. Her dead body will be shown on the floor in the next scenes pretty often, so you can admire her some more time.

Actually, very good zakos. They're defeated only because plot demands, some of them survived, there are unusual methods of killing like that, with poison, sexy zakos, though shown in a funny way, They draw more attention than good guys, who are doomed to win any time. This zakos were favourites of the crowd. Maybe they are most lucky zako girls I ever seen and they're amongst the most competent zakos.

There are much more scenes with them than I posted here, so you can enjoy their outfit and what you like.

P.S. How? Just how could I forget? Youtube link is here

 

[Ezzy]

There is one more movie. Death Warrior (2009)
Local crimelord has a group of women, who have an order. They should take a prisoner, a man who will take part in underground combats. The leader of the group, Anka, met this man.

She tried to seduce him and propose to take fun with other zakos, who are dressed in the same manner, though it's not a uniform. She failed her mission and her ginger subordinate knocked their target out with a gas spray.

Anka's boss arrived, say a few nice words, she turned to his belt and started to unfasten it, but he lifted her up and break her neck for her mistake. He said to another three zakos he would not tolerate mistakes and ordered male guards to take out the trash. This is how he called the dead Anka. Ginger girl hide her face with her hand in fear when one of them was killed, but later nodded to her boss.

The third zako you can see in the movie if you want. Too bad, in youtube this scene is deleted and only versions of this film are Hindi and Tamil dubbed, so you can find this movie somewhere else if you're interested.

 

[Ezzy]

Michael Bublé - Feeling Good [Official Music Video]
An agent arrived to the nuclear power plant where are male workers and female zakos.

Their fight is a slide show

But at least we can see the bodies.

Next time we can see them zako hiding faces.

It's something like Geheimcode Death Force, but a very short version of it.

 

[Ezzy]

Some of the oldest links to Danger 5 TV series are broken now, but there is a S1E1 in youtube in a very good quality.
It's a comedy with a lots of good and bad zakos, who hunt for Hitler and protect him. In this episode there are only good zakos though there is a traitor in their ranks.

Good zakos will shoot some female nazi in evening dresses. Civilian nazi, who became collateral damage, but later there will be a fight and at least one dead zako will be shown.

 

[wj1905]

Didn't see anyone post yet about Malignant? In the prison scene, Madison is thrown in a cell with a bunch of ridiculously dressed female criminals - one literally looks like a 70ies disco queen with an afro, another has a mullet - and they start to harass and kick her, until her evil conjoined twin wakes up and takes control of her body, and kills all the criminals in the cell. In Mauler's stream commentary of the movie, they added health bars and fighting game music to this scene (starts at 1:42:16)

Some of the oldest links to Danger 5 TV series are broken now, but there is a S1E1 in youtube in a very good quality.
It's a comedy with a lots of good and bad zakos, who hunt for Hitler and protect him. In this episode there are only good zakos though there is a traitor in their ranks.
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Good zakos will shoot some female nazi in evening dresses. Civilian nazi, who became collateral damage, but later there will be a fight and at least one dead zako will be shown.
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Or you can just torrent it....
The ladies on Nemo's ship are the best, as well as the whole black diamond SS troops, they are straight out of Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Michael Bublé - Feeling Good [Official Music Video]
An agent arrived to the nuclear power plant where are male workers and female zakos.
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Their fight is a slide show
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But at least we can see the bodies.
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Next time we can see them zako hiding faces.
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It's something like Geheimcode Death Force, but a very short version of it.

Pretty sure this was posted here before, but oddly, cannot find it. Yeah, those are some sexy catsuit uniforms.

There is one more movie. Death Warrior (2009)
Local crimelord has a group of women, who have an order. They should take a prisoner, a man who will take part in underground combats. The leader of the group, Anka, met this man.

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She tried to seduce him and propose to take fun with other zakos, who are dressed in the same manner, though it's not a uniform. She failed her mission and her ginger subordinate knocked their target out with a gas spray.View attachment 130176
Anka's boss arrived, say a few nice words, she turned to his belt and started to unfasten it, but he lifted her up and break her neck for her mistake. He said to another three zakos he would not tolerate mistakes and ordered male guards to take out the trash. This is how he called the dead Anka. Ginger girl hide her face with her hand in fear when one of them was killed, but later nodded to her boss.
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The third zako you can see in the movie if you want. Too bad, in youtube this scene is deleted and only versions of this film are Hindi and Tamil dubbed, so you can find this movie somewhere else if you're interested.

Thanks, I always appreciate seeing naked zakos!
Movie is up on torrents in 1080p, not hard to get.

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There is a movie Max Knight: Ultra Spy. There are five zako girls in this movie. Tyler, their leader, and her minions. Though Tyler is a minion of an evil guy, so she is as much expendable as all of them.
At 12:16 you can see a little girl they hunt for, and for a few short seconds three of them will appear at the first time.
The first zako we can see
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Then their leader. It's funny to hear the roar when Tyler is shown and the print on her hand.
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Her sexy friend, the third zako in the team
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Though they're look very funny, they took the girl it at 14:20. They can be seeen in the few scenes, but I don't think I should post every their screentime, just the most interesting. They will be shown in the battle, which starts at 26:38. Unnamed zakos, both of them, will be knockouted at 27:33 Their leader took hostage, but lost her and will be knockouted at 27:50. She shot to main hero who can be invincible and unseen, and he defeated her. She lying in such way we can see her cleavage.
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The zako with candy will show her backside. She's can be seen on the floor later.View attachment 130164
After some time this guy will notice the unconscious girls under his feet and will check their leader's right breast, if I didn't mistake in identification of this area of her body.
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He will find somehing imporatnt from this sign, but zakos will come to their senses, and their leader will find a DVD disc with somethig important on it, hide it in her cleavage only to realize a bit later she broke it somehow.
They will appear later at 38:00 for walking in sexy clothes, seducing of their leader and to be rude with some prisoners.
They will appear later at 44:50 in the night club, there will be more of them (five) and the crowd will chant Tyler. They will defeat policemen in the club pretty fast without any losses, and at 45:20 Tyler will kill a prisoner cop. She will put in her mouth something like a capsule with a poison, kiss him and thus kill him, probably leaving it into his mouth after kiss.
Two new zakos will pursuit the main hero and his female friend, the sister of kidnapped girl If i understand it correctly. Escaping, main heroes will open fire at barricade with explosive barrles and pass through it, but the blonde new zako will be not so lucky. At 48:01 something will explode before her bike, she will fell with her bike and there will be another expolison, so she most likely died in fire.
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At 48:20 good girl open the door of the car, and the second new zako, a brunette, will hardly fall and will jump and roll on the ground. Don't know if she could survive after this.
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The main trio will hunt for good guys. At 52:25 we will see one of them entering the elevator and showing the second, who wearing red, to choose another way. At 52:48 we will see her again.
View attachment 130168The red zako will be knockouted at 53:20
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Tyler will defeat main hero in battle, but will be knockouted by good girl at 53:50. And then she will knockouted the good girl at 57:50
At 1:06 we will see the main zako trio and much more girls dancing.
The last battle will start at 1:11:55
At 1:12:20 will be defeated the zako in red, though it look like he just pushed her and she dissapeared from the screen in the next scenes.
At 1:12:24 will be knockouted the zako from elevator.
At 1:13:20 Tyler will mocking good guy, showing him the poisoned capsule on her tongue, but he will suddenly kiss her and she will die, chocking and gasping, from her own poison.
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Good night, sweet princess. Her dead body will be shown on the floor in the next scenes pretty often, so you can admire her some more time.

Actually, very good zakos. They're defeated only because plot demands, some of them survived, there are unusual methods of killing like that, with poison, sexy zakos, though shown in a funny way, They draw more attention than good guys, who are doomed to win any time. This zakos were favourites of the crowd. Maybe they are most lucky zako girls I ever seen.

There are much more scenes with them thann I posted here, so you can enjoy their outfit and what you like.

P.S. How? Just how could I forget? Youtube link is here

Thanks, those are some sexy ladies! (Btw it's "got knocked out", not "knockouted").
I dunno what happened, I am quite certain both this and Geheimkode - Death Force have been posted here, but now cannot be found... Odd because the old posts still exist. Maybe some issue with the search function.


Some pretty good fights, though the villains would have won easily if they didn't always alert the guy to let him know they will attack, instead of stabbing or shooting him in the back, and letting him get up and into a fighting stance.
Poor blonde gal seems to have felt genuine sorrow when she accidentally stabbed her friend.

 

[Ezzy]

(Btw it's "got knocked out", not "knockouted").
I dunno what happened, I am quite certain both this and Geheimkode - Death Force have been posted here, but now cannot be found... Odd because the old posts still exist. Maybe some issue with the search function.

Thank you, I will remember it, English is not my native, but I hope, not so awful as few years ago.
Some links are dead. Mediafire links, WebTransfer links, mostly with the oldest clips.

 

[Ezzy]

Didn't see anyone post yet about Malignant? In the prison scene, Madison is thrown in a cell with a bunch of ridiculously dressed female criminals - one literally looks like a 70ies disco queen with an afro, another has a mullet - and they start to harass and kick her, until her evil conjoined twin wakes up and takes control of her body, and kills all the criminals in the cell. In Mauler's stream commentary of the movie, they added health bars and fighting game music to this scene (starts at 1:42:16)

There is more than one scene. One youtube user posted a scene in police, where she killed 3 female police officers (and more men) and wounded two detectives.

That user also posted extended scene in the cell, though there are many of her nature, her evil twin-sister or who it was, but near the end killing starts.

 

[wj1905]

So, watched The Handler and... has to be one of the worst modern action movies I have seen. Probably was made on a shoestring budget by some friends who had one camera, and access to their rich uncle's villa for one weekend - it feels like a home-made movie. Just so you get what it is like, there are no credits, and no dialogue for the first 5 minute, after which we jump-cut to main hero guy training his wife/girlfriend in terrible mock boxing. None of them are introduced and then we just fade out to have him arrive home with a trash bag with a gunshot wound.
I expected we might get more scenes of the mercenaries, showing them before they attack, but no - they just arrive one by one, many of them not even armed with guns, to be killed in turn. These have to be the most inept mercenaries ever, as several of them get clear chances to kill the hero before he notices them, or have him at gunpoint, and they could just shoot him and search the house for the bag, but instead they decide to give him a chance to kill them. The big black guy even finds him sleeping ON the bag, and instead of shooting him in the head, tries to steal it from under his head... :D Hilarious. And in this relatively small house, somehow despite them all knowing where this guy is, they all arrive separately and do not wait for each other, and stand in line to attack him. Many of them also arrive without any weapons, or just having a knife or a stick, instead of a gun. Oh and nobody uses a silencer, yet the police never shows up even after several minutes of automatic weapon fire. Must be a quiet neighborhood.
Anyway, some sexy zakos - I bet all the actors were hired by the director from his local martial arts dojo, they have nice moves but no acting talent.

The Handler (2021) ⭐ 4.3 | Action, Drama, Thriller

1h 25m

www.imdb.com

This scene made me laugh - probably the worst fight choreography since those terrible 90ies budget action movies. Vest zako (without being hit) just gets pushed at black zako, who just lightly pushes her aside and she falls off camera. Next we see her, a minute or so later while hero guy already managed to kill the other girl by choking her to death with his arm, and vest girl is only now struggling to get back to her feet. After being lightly pushed aside. Someone filmed this, and rewatched it and said this was an OK scene. :D

Oh, and afterwards, I don't know why, he stays in this house despite knowing more mercenaries will come. In fact, we cut to him sleeping again - how is this guy not dead yet??? He doesn't even try to hide, or set up traps in the house... He also only takes out the bodies of the fat black guy and the black girl to burn them - by sprinkling almost no lighter fluid on them - which, this is a terrible idea since the smell and smoke would just make people come and investigate... Plus he does this under a BUSH. That'd be sure to start a fire and burn down the whole yard. However, he leaves the other dead guy in his bathtub, and for some reason, he doesn't kill vest zako girl (she was just knocked out) and she disappears completely until later in the movie. Meaning the writer probably forgot about her also being in the house...
At one point, hero guy is eating soup all calmly while an angry mercenary is pointing a machine gun at him, point blank, and instead of shooting him, double dares him to be quicker than the bullet. Somehow, he manages to pick up his SMG and shoot the guy in the head quicker than he could pull the trigger. :D

Anyway, here are the zakos.
EDIT: added their names and actor names

Katya (Kelly Pantaleoni) attacks with a nightstick but loses it quickly. Gets kicked in a wall, then tries to stab Ryker when her friend tackles him, but he tosses her in the way. She is clearly distraught at killing her by accident, but Ryker taunts her to get back up, she attacks him screaming but quickly gets overpowered and while trying to hold off the knife from her throat, she shakes her head begging for mercy but he cuts her throat.


Surprise attacker zako (actress unknown, credits list someone called Angel, could be her) - we see very little of her, barely one frame when we see her face, she seems asian and has a braided ponytail? She sneaks up on Ryker as he fights blonde zako (again, these trained mercenaries came here without any guns or melee weapons) and jumps on his back, trying to hold him in place, but he swings her around so blonde zako stabs her in the gut which apparently is instantly fatal in this universe (see later) and she dies in her arms. She wears a nice form fitting spandex, and we get to see more of her body after the fight is over.


Viper (Maddison Bullock): she shows up after a henchman tries to shoot Ryker in the shower and of course gets killed. As Ryker exists the bathroom she kicks the pistol out of his hand (having not brought her own) and mostly punches him a bit, but gets kicked in the gut for her trouble. As Athena, the black zako enters, Ryker lightly pushes Viper in her direction, and Athena bumps her to the side, which is apparently a serious injury and she is out of the fight while Athena gets killed. She struggles to her feet, oddly decides to take off her padded vest and mocks him saying he hits like his wife, then calls the wife a bitch -and then just stands there all cocky and gets kicked in the gut immediately, then kneed in the chest and she is out of the fight. And your guess is as good as mine, we never learn what this meant, did she kill his wife? Y'd think then he would kill her for it, but no, she somehow gets away between scenes as he only burns the body of 2 of the 4 defeated henchmen and henchwomen...

EDIT: turns out whom I thought to be the same zako, given that Viper was not really killed, was actually another character.



Vest girl shows up again Whoops, turns out this is another character - they looked so similar. Guess Viper really died there.
A super short lived vest-wearing zako, Olivia (Rachel Swindler) shows up after the can of soup scene, "stealthily" sneaking up on Ryker in heavy boots... Even if he did not hear that, she has to ruin it by shouting "RYKEEER!" and charging him with a knife... and he just punches her, whirls her around, twists her arm, takes the knife and stabs her in the gut and she falls out of frame. Sadly we never even see the body. What an inglorious end for our only returning henchperson. My guess is the actress probably told the writer he forgot to kill her character off, and he wrote her back in the movie instead of hiring another actor.





Athena (Natalie Byrsdsong) enters after Viper, and gets kicked away first, then Ryker slams Viper at her, but she lightly pushes her away. She then starts making rather ineffective jabs at Ryker, hitting him in the face maybe twice which does little. He kicks her in the knee and then gets behind her and puts her in an arm-lock, while she struggles with both hands to pull his arm away, he slowly crushes her throat and she suffocates as he kneels to the ground and lets her dead body in her nice shiny leather vest flop to the ground. Ironically, she has far more screen time after her demise, as Ryker is shown carrying her out to the garden, tossing her unceremoniously under the bushes alongside fat black guy (I would have liked to see how he moved that man-mountain). He then sprays her body with lighter fluid and sets fire to it. (which again, is a really dumb idea, instead of just piling up the dead mercenaries in the basement, he will create smoke and smell that will attract everyone in the vicinity).



Gabriella (Shailyn Herrera) is our final female combatant in this movie, and probably the weakest one, given how quickly a severely injured Ryker dispatches her. He even remarks the main villain must be getting desperate. However, she has a really sexy form-fitting outfit and a sexy death pose. She "sneaks" in to attack a sleeping Ryker, but her heavy boots make so much noise he wakes up and she even lets him get up instead of attacking. Threatening that she will cut his balls off, she makes a few jabs at Ryker with a military knife, and manages to kick him in the face. So Ryker picks up a shirt, waves it around, and gets it under her arms at the next jab. She gets her arm yanked out, dropping the knife, and she is flipped over, landing on the couch with her legs on the backrest. She barely starts flailing around as Ryker picks up the knife and stabs it deep in her belly -again, this seems like an instadeath move in this movie, and she expires with a groan and trembling of the legs. A black henchman arrives and tackles Ryker off her, but he is too late to save her.

Thank you, I will remember it, English is not my native, but I hope, not so awful as few years ago.
Some links are dead. Mediafire links, WebTransfer links, mostly with the oldest clips.

No worries, it's not my native language either. ;)
What I find strange is that the search function doesn't even bring up these movies when I search for them, when I know we have talked about them several times.

There is more than one scene. One youtube user posted a scene in police, where she killed 3 female police officers (and more men) and wounded two detectives.

That user also posted extended scene in the cell, though there are many of her nature, her evil twin-sister or who it was, but near the end killing starts.

Yeah the one I posted is not the full scene. (It's evil twin brother, btw. Man this movie was silly - I am still unsure if James Wan made it to be such a terrible parody unintetionally, or he did it on purpose?)

 

[zakoslover]

Some of the oldest links to Danger 5 TV series are broken now, but there is a S1E1 in youtube in a very good quality.
It's a comedy with a lots of good and bad zakos, who hunt for Hitler and protect him. In this episode there are only good zakos though there is a traitor in their ranks.
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Good zakos will shoot some female nazi in evening dresses. Civilian nazi, who became collateral damage, but later there will be a fight and at least one dead zako will be shown.
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found some clips of danger 5 with many zakos

https://www.henchwomen.info/2017/04/danger-5-diamond-girls.html​

 

[Ezzy]

found some clips of danger 5 with many zakos

In this thread there is a post Live Action Zako with yotube links, where you can watch this clips.
The zako from the right with her bra shapes seen throug her shirt is one of my favourite scenes in the movie. I also recommend a very funny scene from the 3rd youtube link with a shot through a phone device.

 

[wj1905]

I added tons of screens of the Handler henchwomen in my above post, just FYKI.

Also, here are the names of the actresses. I am surprised to find out that the gal I named "vest zako" were actually two characters. So I guess the first girl died when Ryker kneed her in the head? That's hardly fatal. Anyway, here are the names (and their movie names from the credits) though I am quite sure they are all pseudonyms... Nobody is called Swindler or Byrdsong. :D

Gabriella - Shailyn Herrera

Athena - Natalie Byrdsong

Olivia - Racher Swindler

Viper -Maddison Bullock

Katya - Kelly Pantaleoni

No post-credits shots for the surprise attacker zako, so no idea who the actress is.

 

[Ezzy]

Asian This Girl Is Bad Ass (2011) Full Movie HD - Jeeja Yanin
There are some fights, but it mostly "cool woman defeated male enemies" fights.
In the end though there is mass battle. At 1:18:00 it starts. There will be some female zakos from both sides, some shot to death zakos, some, who got knocked out. And those who survive will be arrested. And there will be a zako with a shorts behind her skirt

Two unconscious zako enemies.

 

[ThreeP]

Viper (Maddison Bullock): she shows up after a henchman tries to shoot Ryker in the shower and of course gets killed. As Ryker exists the bathroom she kicks the pistol out of his hand (having not brought her own) and mostly punches him a bit, but gets kicked in the gut for her trouble. As Athena, the black zako enters, Ryker lightly pushes Viper in her direction, and Athena bumps her to the side, which is apparently a serious injury and she is out of the fight while Athena gets killed. She struggles to her feet, oddly decides to take off her padded vest and mocks him saying he hits like his wife, then calls the wife a bitch -and then just stands there all cocky and gets kicked in the gut immediately, then kneed in the chest and she is out of the fight. And your guess is as good as mine, we never learn what this meant, did she kill his wife? Y'd think then he would kill her for it, but no, she somehow gets away between scenes as he only burns the body of 2 of the 4 defeated henchmen and henchwomen...

EDIT: turns out whom I thought to be the same zako, given that Viper was not really killed, was actually another character.



Vest girl shows up again Whoops, turns out this is another character - they looked so similar. Guess Viper really died there.
A super short lived vest-wearing zako, Olivia (Rachel Swindler) shows up after the can of soup scene, "stealthily" sneaking up on Ryker in heavy boots... Even if he did not hear that, she has to ruin it by shouting "RYKEEER!" and charging him with a knife... and he just punches her, whirls her around, twists her arm, takes the knife and stabs her in the gut and she falls out of frame. Sadly we never even see the body. What an inglorious end for our only returning henchperson. My guess is the actress probably told the writer he forgot to kill her character off, and he wrote her back in the movie instead of hiring another actor.

I think viper really vẻry cutest in all henchwomen

 

[toxamrhyde]

So, watched The Handler and... has to be one of the worst modern action movies I have seen. Probably was made on a shoestring budget by some friends who had one camera, and access to their rich uncle's villa for one weekend - it feels like a home-made movie. Just so you get what it is like, there are no credits, and no dialogue for the first 5 minute, after which we jump-cut to main hero guy training his wife/girlfriend in terrible mock boxing. None of them are introduced and then we just fade out to have him arrive home with a trash bag with a gunshot wound.
I expected we might get more scenes of the mercenaries, showing them before they attack, but no - they just arrive one by one, many of them not even armed with guns, to be killed in turn. These have to be the most inept mercenaries ever, as several of them get clear chances to kill the hero before he notices them, or have him at gunpoint, and they could just shoot him and search the house for the bag, but instead they decide to give him a chance to kill them. The big black guy even finds him sleeping ON the bag, and instead of shooting him in the head, tries to steal it from under his head... :D Hilarious. And in this relatively small house, somehow despite them all knowing where this guy is, they all arrive separately and do not wait for each other, and stand in line to attack him. Many of them also arrive without any weapons, or just having a knife or a stick, instead of a gun. Oh and nobody uses a silencer, yet the police never shows up even after several minutes of automatic weapon fire. Must be a quiet neighborhood.
Anyway, some sexy zakos - I bet all the actors were hired by the director from his local martial arts dojo, they have nice moves but no acting talent.

The Handler (2021) ⭐ 4.3 | Action, Drama, Thriller

1h 25m

www.imdb.com

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This scene made me laugh - probably the worst fight choreography since those terrible 90ies budget action movies. Vest zako (without being hit) just gets pushed at black zako, who just lightly pushes her aside and she falls off camera. Next we see her, a minute or so later while hero guy already managed to kill the other girl by choking her to death with his arm, and vest girl is only now struggling to get back to her feet. After being lightly pushed aside. Someone filmed this, and rewatched it and said this was an OK scene. :D

Oh, and afterwards, I don't know why, he stays in this house despite knowing more mercenaries will come. In fact, we cut to him sleeping again - how is this guy not dead yet??? He doesn't even try to hide, or set up traps in the house... He also only takes out the bodies of the fat black guy and the black girl to burn them - by sprinkling almost no lighter fluid on them - which, this is a terrible idea since the smell and smoke would just make people come and investigate... Plus he does this under a BUSH. That'd be sure to start a fire and burn down the whole yard. However, he leaves the other dead guy in his bathtub, and for some reason, he doesn't kill vest zako girl (she was just knocked out) and she disappears completely until later in the movie. Meaning the writer probably forgot about her also being in the house...
At one point, hero guy is eating soup all calmly while an angry mercenary is pointing a machine gun at him, point blank, and instead of shooting him, double dares him to be quicker than the bullet. Somehow, he manages to pick up his SMG and shoot the guy in the head quicker than he could pull the trigger. :D

Anyway, here are the zakos.
EDIT: added their names and actor names

Katya (Kelly Pantaleoni) attacks with a nightstick but loses it quickly. Gets kicked in a wall, then tries to stab Ryker when her friend tackles him, but he tosses her in the way. She is clearly distraught at killing her by accident, but Ryker taunts her to get back up, she attacks him screaming but quickly gets overpowered and while trying to hold off the knife from her throat, she shakes her head begging for mercy but he cuts her throat.
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Surprise attacker zako (actress unknown, credits list someone called Angel, could be her) - we see very little of her, barely one frame when we see her face, she seems asian and has a braided ponytail? She sneaks up on Ryker as he fights blonde zako (again, these trained mercenaries came here without any guns or melee weapons) and jumps on his back, trying to hold him in place, but he swings her around so blonde zako stabs her in the gut which apparently is instantly fatal in this universe (see later) and she dies in her arms. She wears a nice form fitting spandex, and we get to see more of her body after the fight is over.
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Viper (Maddison Bullock): she shows up after a henchman tries to shoot Ryker in the shower and of course gets killed. As Ryker exists the bathroom she kicks the pistol out of his hand (having not brought her own) and mostly punches him a bit, but gets kicked in the gut for her trouble. As Athena, the black zako enters, Ryker lightly pushes Viper in her direction, and Athena bumps her to the side, which is apparently a serious injury and she is out of the fight while Athena gets killed. She struggles to her feet, oddly decides to take off her padded vest and mocks him saying he hits like his wife, then calls the wife a bitch -and then just stands there all cocky and gets kicked in the gut immediately, then kneed in the chest and she is out of the fight. And your guess is as good as mine, we never learn what this meant, did she kill his wife? Y'd think then he would kill her for it, but no, she somehow gets away between scenes as he only burns the body of 2 of the 4 defeated henchmen and henchwomen...

EDIT: turns out whom I thought to be the same zako, given that Viper was not really killed, was actually another character.

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Vest girl shows up again Whoops, turns out this is another character - they looked so similar. Guess Viper really died there.
A super short lived vest-wearing zako, Olivia (Rachel Swindler) shows up after the can of soup scene, "stealthily" sneaking up on Ryker in heavy boots... Even if he did not hear that, she has to ruin it by shouting "RYKEEER!" and charging him with a knife... and he just punches her, whirls her around, twists her arm, takes the knife and stabs her in the gut and she falls out of frame. Sadly we never even see the body. What an inglorious end for our only returning henchperson. My guess is the actress probably told the writer he forgot to kill her character off, and he wrote her back in the movie instead of hiring another actor.


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Athena (Natalie Byrsdsong) enters after Viper, and gets kicked away first, then Ryker slams Viper at her, but she lightly pushes her away. She then starts making rather ineffective jabs at Ryker, hitting him in the face maybe twice which does little. He kicks her in the knee and then gets behind her and puts her in an arm-lock, while she struggles with both hands to pull his arm away, he slowly crushes her throat and she suffocates as he kneels to the ground and lets her dead body in her nice shiny leather vest flop to the ground. Ironically, she has far more screen time after her demise, as Ryker is shown carrying her out to the garden, tossing her unceremoniously under the bushes alongside fat black guy (I would have liked to see how he moved that man-mountain). He then sprays her body with lighter fluid and sets fire to it. (which again, is a really dumb idea, instead of just piling up the dead mercenaries in the basement, he will create smoke and smell that will attract everyone in the vicinity).

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Gabriella (Shailyn Herrera) is our final female combatant in this movie, and probably the weakest one, given how quickly a severely injured Ryker dispatches her. He even remarks the main villain must be getting desperate. However, she has a really sexy form-fitting outfit and a sexy death pose. She "sneaks" in to attack a sleeping Ryker, but her heavy boots make so much noise he wakes up and she even lets him get up instead of attacking. Threatening that she will cut his balls off, she makes a few jabs at Ryker with a military knife, and manages to kick him in the face. So Ryker picks up a shirt, waves it around, and gets it under her arms at the next jab. She gets her arm yanked out, dropping the knife, and she is flipped over, landing on the couch with her legs on the backrest. She barely starts flailing around as Ryker picks up the knife and stabs it deep in her belly -again, this seems like an instadeath move in this movie, and she expires with a groan and trembling of the legs. A black henchman arrives and tackles Ryker off her, but he is too late to save her.

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Не волнуйтесь, это тоже не мой родной язык. ;)
Что мне кажется странным, так это то, что функция поиска даже не вызывает эти фильмы, когда я ищу их, хотя я знаю, что мы говорили о них несколько раз.

Да, та, которую я опубликовал, не является полной сценой. (Между прочим, это злой брат-близнец. Чувак, этот фильм был глупым - я до сих пор не уверен, сделал ли Джеймс Ван такой ужасной пародией неумышленно, или он сделал это специально?)

unnamed hot assassin!

 

[Ezzy]

I think viper really vẻry cutest in all henchwomen

The scene with her taking off her vest is really good.

 

[slayer]

Poor blonde gal seems to have felt genuine sorrow when she accidentally stabbed her friend.

That reaction makes the blonde's demise all the way better (besides the pleading).

 

[wj1905]

Asian This Girl Is Bad Ass (2011) Full Movie HD - Jeeja Yanin
There are some fights, but it mostly "cool woman defeated male enemies" fights.
In the end though there is mass battle. At 1:18:00 it starts. There will be some female zakos from both sides, some shot to death zakos, some, who got knocked out. And those who survive will be arrested. And there will be a zako with a shorts behind her skirt
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Two unconscious zako enemies.
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Why does the pouty-faced girl with the weird eyeshadow on her right eye only shoot two girls from her own team?
The lead zako gal and the lead henchman from the other team fighting to a standstill then knocking each other out so they fall on their knees and knock their heads together, kissing each other by accident as they lose consciousness? That was masterful. :D

 

[Ezzy]

Why does the pouty-faced girl with the weird eyeshadow on her right eye only shoot two girls from her own team?

I have no idea, maybe we should know that language to understand it better. She's screaming something after killing them.

 

[Zufallx]

unnamed hot assassin!

Well... At least she has goals...