Anyone here heard of this obscure little indie gem called Genshin Impact? Because oh who am I fucking kidding of course you have, but what you might not know is that it has some zako! And the great thing about it having such a huge budget is that even random enemies can and often do have some utterly gorgeous designs.
In this post, I’ll focus on the Fatui. On paper, they’re a diplomatic organization representing Snezhnaya (think Genshin Russia), but in practice, they’re a group of baddies that exist to carry out evil plots internationally and get beaten up by the Traveler. Their regular soldiers seem to be exclusively male, but there’s also the Cicin Mages, which are all female and come in two flavors. Both are very cute and VERY excited to fight you (especially the purple ones - seriously,
listen to their voice lines). In terms of combat, the Electro mages annoy you by teleporting away or turning the surroundings into a zappy minefield, while the Cryo ones annoy you with a shield that constantly regenerates until you deal with their little insect minions.
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Inazuma introduced Mirror Maidens, elite mage units who are very tall. And mature. And elegant. And, most importantly, tall. Their favorite thing to do is trap you in a small circle, then sentence you to death by their Infinite Mirror Refraction Technique. Thankfully, if you’ve seen one for more than five seconds, you will inevitably realize that they are really hot and therefore legally allowed to do this.
And now, with Fontaine, we have Operatives! For those who like their zako a little more modest and androgynous, albeit definitely still female. Their special gimmick, in terms of gameplay, is that they apply a special debuff which massively boosts their damage unless you cleanse it with a healer. These zako are Arlecchino’s direct subordinates, and like the Cicin mages, have two variants which use different elements. Also, fun fact: If you watch
Arlecchino’s teaser, the woman she's talking to is almost certainly one of her Frost Operatives. The hairstyle is a dead ringer.
As far as content is concerned: It’s Genshin, so a decent amount of fanart is a given. The hard part is finding the right pixiv tags. Just to get them out of the way, there’s:
Electro Cicin Mages,
Cryo Cicin Mages, and
Mirror Maidens. Sadly, if the Operatives have a tag, I haven't found it yet, so have a general
Fatui tag as a compensation prize. One guy, ShizukuDrops, also semi-recently finished a lengthy Koikatsu series featuring Yelan against most of the zako I just mentioned (as well as Signora my beloved), the first entry of which can be found
here. It’s not the only thing they’ve done with Fatui zako, but it’s probably the best.
I know the Eremites are also a thing, but this is long enough as-is and they absolutely deserve their own post.