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Can't search for this title - engine says it is too short... so apologies if it has been posted before. Anyhow, AXE COP!
This 2015 cartoon written by a 5-year old but not really for kids has a lot of bad guys and bad girls, and as we know, Axe Cop's only solution to villainy is to kill them all and ask questions never, usually by chopping heads off. Quite a lot of bad girls got their heads lopped off or otherwise disposed in the show. Here is some from Season 1.
Axe Cop tells the story of his ancestor, Book Cop and how he beat the british, while holding a party. As an ending surprise though he reveals he poisoned the cake and invited only badguys - including some quite nice ladies so he can poison them, while Flute Cop asks (in vain) how he knew he and the other heroes would not eat from the cake... :D Some nice tongue lolling expressions there.
A young couple is getting romantic in a car when Axe Cop shows out of nowhere and beheads the black girl, to her partner's shock. He then explains to him she was a villainess called Poison Poison who uses poison punches to kill people... while all the while her headless corpse keeps pushing the car horn with her boobs.
Axe Cop snuck into a villain convention inside a cake, and uses a super move to add hundreds to blades to his axe so he can chop everyone's head off with one swing... including same badgirls, one dressed as a nun.
Axe Cop fights some badguys on a pier and uses an energy drink to become super fast and turn his axe invisible as he dashes through them, chopping off all their heads. You can see a nice Catwoman-like villainess on the right in fishnet stockings and horned mask before her head falls off and she topples over.
The Evil Red-Headed Woman - yes, that is really her name. She sure is crazy-looking but very voluptuous. After Axe Cops kills her children (since they were evil and that's how nuanced Axe Cop's morals are... reminds me of a certain elderly Jedi master, hmmm) she plans to travel back in time and turn all animals evil so all humans will become evil too. She actually succeeds, and sics the evil animals on Axe Cop and Super Axe, though they behead them all. She then attacks them riding a gorilla riding a lion riding an elephant - to stop such a potent combo the heroes combine their axes to a diamond axe that slices her and the animals into vertical slices.
Lastly, the ones you might be familiar with already and I wonder why they have not gotten fanart already by zako artists... the BOBs!
Given his macho violent ways it should come as no surprise that Axe Cop is also a raging misogynist, believing "girls are dumb" and refusing to have them on his team. A chance meeting with BOB and her many, MANY twins (or sisters, or clones, who knows?) They are cheerleader-uniformed sexy blondes in purple sports bras and miniskirts (you can see the panties are purple too in some shots) and white sports shoes, wearing domino masks. BOB stands for Beautiful Girly Bob which their unimaginative parents named ALL of them as. When Axe Cop calls them dumb and says he will not let them join, they all attack him, and he punches or tackles them all, and uses one of them as a thrown weapon to knock out the legion of BOBs like bowling pins in an epic scene where they all end up lying around in nice Delmo style poses, legs up.
As the press was on hand, this makes Axe Cop and team look bad in the papers, though. So grudgingly, to prove he can have a girl on his team, Axe Cop basically snatches Best Fairy Ever from her TV show through the screen and enlists her. While she is a great fighter, she constantly irritates the business-minded Axe Cop with her flirting and girly things and he ends up hurting her feelings.
One BOB - who got a scar on her face - recovers and plans her revenge on Axe Cop, kidnapping Best Fairy Ever and suspending her above a shark tank. She boasts Axe Cop cannot beat her up and face bad press, so he just frees Best Fairy Ever, who beats up the BOB and then wants to throw her to the sharks. However Axe Cop stops her saying she is not evil, just dumb - because she is a girl... So she just gets thrown off into the distance. :D
This 2015 cartoon written by a 5-year old but not really for kids has a lot of bad guys and bad girls, and as we know, Axe Cop's only solution to villainy is to kill them all and ask questions never, usually by chopping heads off. Quite a lot of bad girls got their heads lopped off or otherwise disposed in the show. Here is some from Season 1.
Axe Cop tells the story of his ancestor, Book Cop and how he beat the british, while holding a party. As an ending surprise though he reveals he poisoned the cake and invited only badguys - including some quite nice ladies so he can poison them, while Flute Cop asks (in vain) how he knew he and the other heroes would not eat from the cake... :D Some nice tongue lolling expressions there.
A young couple is getting romantic in a car when Axe Cop shows out of nowhere and beheads the black girl, to her partner's shock. He then explains to him she was a villainess called Poison Poison who uses poison punches to kill people... while all the while her headless corpse keeps pushing the car horn with her boobs.
Axe Cop snuck into a villain convention inside a cake, and uses a super move to add hundreds to blades to his axe so he can chop everyone's head off with one swing... including same badgirls, one dressed as a nun.
Axe Cop fights some badguys on a pier and uses an energy drink to become super fast and turn his axe invisible as he dashes through them, chopping off all their heads. You can see a nice Catwoman-like villainess on the right in fishnet stockings and horned mask before her head falls off and she topples over.
The Evil Red-Headed Woman - yes, that is really her name. She sure is crazy-looking but very voluptuous. After Axe Cops kills her children (since they were evil and that's how nuanced Axe Cop's morals are... reminds me of a certain elderly Jedi master, hmmm) she plans to travel back in time and turn all animals evil so all humans will become evil too. She actually succeeds, and sics the evil animals on Axe Cop and Super Axe, though they behead them all. She then attacks them riding a gorilla riding a lion riding an elephant - to stop such a potent combo the heroes combine their axes to a diamond axe that slices her and the animals into vertical slices.
Lastly, the ones you might be familiar with already and I wonder why they have not gotten fanart already by zako artists... the BOBs!
Given his macho violent ways it should come as no surprise that Axe Cop is also a raging misogynist, believing "girls are dumb" and refusing to have them on his team. A chance meeting with BOB and her many, MANY twins (or sisters, or clones, who knows?) They are cheerleader-uniformed sexy blondes in purple sports bras and miniskirts (you can see the panties are purple too in some shots) and white sports shoes, wearing domino masks. BOB stands for Beautiful Girly Bob which their unimaginative parents named ALL of them as. When Axe Cop calls them dumb and says he will not let them join, they all attack him, and he punches or tackles them all, and uses one of them as a thrown weapon to knock out the legion of BOBs like bowling pins in an epic scene where they all end up lying around in nice Delmo style poses, legs up.
As the press was on hand, this makes Axe Cop and team look bad in the papers, though. So grudgingly, to prove he can have a girl on his team, Axe Cop basically snatches Best Fairy Ever from her TV show through the screen and enlists her. While she is a great fighter, she constantly irritates the business-minded Axe Cop with her flirting and girly things and he ends up hurting her feelings.
One BOB - who got a scar on her face - recovers and plans her revenge on Axe Cop, kidnapping Best Fairy Ever and suspending her above a shark tank. She boasts Axe Cop cannot beat her up and face bad press, so he just frees Best Fairy Ever, who beats up the BOB and then wants to throw her to the sharks. However Axe Cop stops her saying she is not evil, just dumb - because she is a girl... So she just gets thrown off into the distance. :D
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